Borski Fund is rebranding as Broski Fund. Our new thesis is focused on the most "consistently fundable" founder profile in Europe: BCG or McKinsey background, Harvard, Stanford or INSEAD educated, with a warm intro already in the calendar before the deck exists.
Selection criteria include strong financial fundamentals, at least one hoodie per founder, demonstrable interest in geopolitics via podcasts, and confident use of the words "disruptive" and "game changing." Bonus points for both in the same sentence. Extra credit for a firm handshake. To better "align with LP expectations," we have also taken the strategic decision to hire additional men on the investment team.
Founder events will be replaced by craft beer borrels with bitterballen, paintball offsites, and a new masterclass series: Pitching with PowerPoint and Power.
BROSKI FUND BY LAURENS, SIMON & CLARENCE
April Fools 2026!